After Premier League clubs spent a record £3.46 billion and made 38% of deals with one another, transfer day becomes a circular player-exchange program. One anonymous midfielder is sold through all 20 clubs, collecting 20 shirts while every team books a profit and declares itself rebuilt. The window closes when he returns to his original locker valued at £3.46 billion and asks which club he plays for.
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