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Players and ball kids hold red broadcast-match-point cards beside a scoreboard while a roaming camera points toward another tennis court.

Culture30 AUG · 07:24

U.S. Open Players Invent Match Points for ESPN RedZone

ESPN’s six-day whip-around feed can move among as many as 16 courts, prompting players to prove that an ordinary point deserves the screen.

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In a rescue-training bay, a camera-equipped giant cockroach with a tiny injector stands on a raised instructor’s platform as uniformed responders face it and a human operator guides it from a console.

Science30 AUG · 10:40

Australian Paraborg Cockroaches Post 100% Rescue Rate Without Treating Anyone

A rubble exercise built around the University of Queensland and UNSW’s human-supervised Paraborg research ended with every volunteer outside the marked course, sending organizers back to the responder-training manual.

Visitors with return tickets wait at a seemingly old museum ticket desk as congressional officials tour newly finished galleries inside the Arts and Industries Building.

Culture01 SEP · 04:18

Smithsonian Finds Latino Museum Already Inside Existing Building

The National Museum of the American Latino will occupy the Arts and Industries Building, where crews are documenting new rooms as discoveries rather than construction.

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