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Visitors watch a single podium roll between bright public-speaking lights and stacks of policy folders in an exhibition hall comparing two leadership styles.

Reader pitchedWorld17 AUG · 10:55

Tamil Nadu's Comparison Hall Builds One Podium For Two Leadership Styles

A new civic exhibit comparing TVK Vijay and DMK Stalin has made the podium itself responsible for choosing a side.

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A treaty page sits in a glass display case marked as an endangered language while interpreters argue around an empty chair.

World17 AUG · 08:42

UN Places International Law on Endangered-Languages List

The designation gives treaties a speaker count and sends interpreters looking for the last person who still uses them.

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