The Smithsonian chooses an existing building for the National Museum of the American Latino to avoid congressional approval for a new site, so crews label every new wall, gallery, and ticket desk “already there.” Inspectors may approve work only by pretending to discover it. The opening is certified when Congress tours the completed museum and rules that, because nothing new was built, it has always existed.
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