Australian researchers have equipped giant cockroaches with cameras and miniature injectors for rescue missions. In drills, every volunteer “victim” crawls out of the rubble when the paramedic roach approaches, producing a perfect rescue rate but no treatment. Agencies add exposure training, crumb dispensers to ambulances, and a final certification requiring human responders to remain still while a cockroach calmly checks them for panic.
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