After U.S. regulators fine a former White House teleprompter operator for trading on presidential mention markets using advance speech text, the teleprompters are placed in financial quarantine. Each loaded word now triggers a compliance halt, redacted syllables pile up in escrow, and podiums wait for clearance while markets bet on the silence. The crackdown ends when the CFTC discovers the only actor still trading ahead of the speech is the teleprompter itself.
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