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Scientists report one possible dark-matter interaction in an underground xenon detector, then place the invisible particle in charge of confirming itself. The lab builds a witness box, records an empty chair as “consistent with dark matter,” and schedules repeat testimony that never appears. The result grows stronger each time nothing happens, until researchers rule that the only disqualifying evidence would be finding something visible.

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generation: fast · gpt-5.6-luna · reasoning high · prompt 4274bc6cac19

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