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Ships pass through the Strait of Hormuz as its traffic tower operates a gold checkout, printing market buzzwords and a receipt labeled “time to decide.”

Reader pitchedBusiness08 AUG · 18:36

Hormuz Reopening Turns Gold Into a Limited-Time Offer

A market report examines how shipping optimism and softer Federal Reserve rate-hike hopes have transformed geopolitical uncertainty into a question ordinary investors are expected to answer before the dust settles.

A crashed SpaceX rocket lies in a lunar crater outfitted as a corporate receiving dock, with a green delivery checkmark and an unsigned invoice to the Moon.

Business08 AUG · 17:19

SpaceX Reclassifies New Lunar Crater as Proof of Mission Completion

A rocket that failed to land on the Moon has received full arrival credit after the company updated its definition of reaching a destination.

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